>>> FILE LOAD: ENTRY 02C – VENAL SHADOWNET MARKET EXCHANGE
>>> SOURCE: USER ALIAS ‘SPINDLE’ // STATION: 6NJ8-V // VENAL REGION
>>> LISTING TYPE: SALVAGE SALE – "UNSORTED ALLOYS + ODDITIES"
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[LISTING #447-998-TS]
ITEM: UNIDENTIFIED ALLOY SLAB – WARP-SCARRED
SPEC: UNKNOWN COMPOSITE, NON-SERPENTIS DESIGN
DIMENSION: ~1.4m x 0.7m // Burned etching visible
FEATURES: Partial characters exposed under thermal scan:
>> .T.SOL.8057-α [untranslated]
ORIGIN: Dragged out of a dead zone beyond the Gate rim.
(Got it off a freelancer who didn’t live long enough to argue price.)
CONDITION: Irradiated. Buzzes when you get it near Sleeper junk.
Probably cursed.
START BID: 12 million ISK
BUYOUT: 50 million + a bottle of blue wine
BONUS INCLUDES:
- Burned Scope dog tag (scorched)
- Flash drive labeled "DON'T OPEN" (no refund if you do)
NOTES:
- If this is actually from pre-Collapse Terran stock, I expect to be famous. Or dead. Or rich.
- If it's fake, who cares? Looks cool on a trophy wall.
- Either way, last chance to own a piece of bullshit history.
>>> BIDS:
[ GUR-RENEGADE | 13.1M ]
[ NULLXTRADE | 14.5M ]
[ P4NKILL3R69 | 14.5M + 1k synth booster ]
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COMMENTS:
— "8057AD? That’s older than your clone’s last memory backup, Spindle."
— "Bet it’s just Gallente garbage with the serial filed off."
— "I licked it. Do not lick it."
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STATUS: ACTIVE LISTING
LAST UPDATE: YC125.316.06:04 GST
>>> FLAGGED BY: CONCORD SIGNAL INTELLIGENCE NODE – QUERY PENDING
>>> COMMENT: [Anomaly matches archival ping: ORIGINFALL]
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