ENTRY 04D – BROADCAST CAPTURE: “THE NIGHT SWITCH – SEGMENT #2041”

>>> FILE LOAD: ENTRY 04D – BROADCAST CAPTURE: “THE NIGHT SWITCH – SEGMENT #2041”

>>> HOST: MARRO VEKK // SYNDICATE NEURALCAST ENTERTAINMENT STREAM

>>> SEGMENT TYPE: STAND-UP MONOLOGUE

>>> AI TRANSCRIPT INTEGRITY: 100%

>>> TIMESTAMP: YC125.317.08:12 GST

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[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT – AUDIENCE LAUGHTER INCLUDED]

MARRO VEKK:  

You ever look at the EVE Gate and think,  

“Man… that thing’s been broken longer than the Federation’s been lying about it?”

[LAUGHTER]

I mean, come on—  

For a thousand years it’s just been sitting there, screaming radiation, and we’re still pretending it’s a *spiritual mystery*?

No one knows what’s on the other side?

Capsuleers fly past it every week and come back looking like they saw their baby photos inside a black hole.

[LAUGHTER + LIGHT APPLAUSE]

I say we launch a Gallente pop star through it.  

If she doesn’t come back, we finally admit it’s a trash portal to a forgotten barbecue planet.

[CHEERS]

Oh—and did you hear this one?

A Scope agent near the Gate says she found something.  

A structure. A signal. A tag that read “T.SOL something.”

So naturally—CONCORD classified the whole thing, deleted her backup, and reassigned the wreckage to “navigation error.”

[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]

No seriously, that was the actual report: “navigation error.”  

She flew directly into the wrong decade and got vaporized by **truth turbulence.**

[APPLAUSE]

I’m telling you…  

At this point, the biggest mystery in New Eden isn’t what’s behind the Gate.

It’s **who still believes the official story.**

[END SEGMENT – CUT TO MUSIC + FAKE AD FOR “QUAFE NIGHT: BLACKLIGHT”]

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NOTES:

 - Show received a small spike in signal interference during the live broadcast  

 - Audience retention for this episode: +6.8% compared to previous  

 - GREY-13 recommended no suppression; “Humor classification ensures plausible deniability”

INTERNAL COMMENT (GREY-13 OVERSIGHT BOT):  

> “The best way to hide the signal is to laugh over it.”

>>> TAGGED: ORIGINFALL – PUBLIC PERCEPTION DRIFT

>>> CROSS-LINK: ENTRIES 06A, 03C, 07B

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